Ah, Belly. Cuddly, clumsy and always hungry, but not the sharpest knife in the cutlery drawer. Left to him, a takeaway would involve hunting for tatty old leaflets and running up the phone bill.

Brain is as smart as a fox in a tux. A couple of clicks on Just-Eat and the meal's on the way. Probably a little Shrimp Tempura for him and a 12" Meat-Fest Pizza for Belly. Anything to shut him up during A History of Modern Britain.